Romania: Land of Splendor

I'm just going to lay it on the line. My heart for missions might be in Iran, but Romania is the single best country ever to exist. Especially because of THIS guy:

I'll just tell you, cold and faceless internet, what I've been telling my friends for a while now.

According to Wikipedia:

"When Bulgaria attacked both Serbia and Greece on 16 June 1913 it lost all of Macedonia to Serbia and Southern Dobruja to Romania in the 33–day Second Balkan War, further destabilizing the region."

Translation? DON'T EFF WITH ROMANIA. DON'T EVEN EFF WITH COUNTRIES WHO ARE LOCATED VAGUELY IN ROMANIA'S GENERAL VICINITY. ROMANIA WILL PUMMEL YOUR CANDY ASS LIKE THEY DID THE TURKS.

And you don't want THAT.

Bitches better be watchin they BACK when Romania's around, know what I'm sayin?

And plus..... freaking Bulgaria, what were you THINKING?

Why history is better than math, science, and reading.

Without history, you can't prove that math, science, and reading ever even EXISTED.

Before I even begin with Romania, let's start with current events: THE HISTORY OF THE FUTURE!

Dialogue between North Korea and the world can be briefly summarized like this:


U.S.: "You should chill man."

S. Korea: "Yeah. We don't want to fight."

N. Korea: "Never! North Korea is the greatest country in the world! Prepare to face: THE MILLION MAN ARMY!!!"

U.S.: "You're like four feet tall, you don't scare us. China? Could you help us out here? Korea won't listen."

China: "Yeah, not even I can get behind you this time, bro. Just chill out. Look, we used to be the same, all angry and bitter at the world... But then you move on. You should just build up a really bad ass economy, like we did. That's way better than missiles."

N. Korea: "I would, if it weren't for the fact that I'm the greatest mother-freaking country in the world. Why don't you just go pour a gallon of petrol up your butt and sit on a candle? We want nukes."

Britain: "Okay, now that was just uncalled for. Seriously, Kim."

N. Korea: "I am not Kim Jong Il. I am the voice of the unified Koreas!"

U.S.: "Kim is such a girl's name. IIIIIIII think it's time to freeze all your foreign assets."

N. Korea: "No! Those are the only assets I have!"

China: "And no more luxury cars for you, either."

N. Korea: "That was the one pleasure I had left! You can't do this!"

China: "I'm taking your food away from you, too. You know you can't really do anything about it."

N. Korea: "Darn you all to heck."

Romania: "Don't drop the soap, bitch."